Detox just to Re-tox

I cannot believe it's the first day of summer term already. Really. Can I get one of those time necklaces Hermione had in the 3rd Harry Potter book? It does not help that I'm suffering a Rip Van Winkle effect of being in bed sick for four days. Mind you, I'm still sick, but at least now I present as one of the living. Barely. I have no idea how I'm going to talk for the next rest-of-the-day when I can barely be heard over the telephone.